![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. That’s going to take us all the way to end Morty, nine more seasons Morty. I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan sauce Morty. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce Morty, that’s my series arch Morty even if it takes nine seasons. I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty, that was fate, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this I’ll deny it and they’ll take my side because I’m a hero Morty and now you’ve got to do whatever I say Morty, forever! And I’ll go out and I’ll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty, that’s my one armed man. Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister so now you know the real reason I rescued you. Rick: I’ve replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. ![]() He threatened to turn me into the government so I made him and the government go away. First thing that’s different, no more dad Morty. Rick: Oh it gets darker Morty, welcome to darkest year of our adventures. Morty: Okay Rick take it easy that’s dark You wanta know why Morty? Because he crossed me. We’ve got adventures to go on Morty just you and me, and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but never your dad. Rick: Not so fast Morty, you heard your mom. ![]()
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